Danny DeVito says he is now a member of the Five Timers Club, but it's actually his sixth time hosting.

Colin Quinn reacts to several fake snowflakes which fall on the desk, leftovers from the previous Ladies' Man sketch. Also, Colin accidentally says "dick trader" instead of "dictator" in a joke about Elian Gonzalez. Following much cheers and applause, he blames the one audience member who snickered when he said "dick trader".