| Cold Opening | Winter Olympics | |
| Robin Williams | ... | bobsledder |
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| Commercial | Buddweiser Light | |
| Robin Williams | ... | hockey player |
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| Show | Wild Kingdom of Heaven | Info... |
After having trouble saying "Colonel Harland Sanders" a few times, Robin Williams ad-libs "I'm struck with tongue!" |
| Robin Williams | ... | Dr. Farrell Oakland |
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| Sketch | Mime Roommate | Info... |
This sketch originally appeared at the 09.25.1982 dress rehearsal. |
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