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March 7, 2009
Host:
Dwayne Johnson
Musical Guest:
Ray LaMontagne
Cameos:
Jessica Biel
Justin Timberlake
Filmed Cameo:
Richard Dean Anderson
Episode Number:
34
.17 (# 653)
Info...
Dwayne Johnson was originally scheduled to host the November 10, 2007 episode as "The Rock" with musical guest Amy Winehouse, but it was cancelled due to the writers' strike.
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Cold Opening
1-800-IDEAS?
Monologue
Sketch
MacGruber
Sketch
The Rock Obama
Sketch
MacGruber
Sketch
Activia Commercial Shoot
Sketch
Hawaii
Sketch
MacGruber
Musical Performance
"You Are The Best Thing"
Weekend Update
Show
Game Time With Dave And Greg
Sketch
Apprentice Commercial Shoot
Musical Performance
"Trouble"
Sketch
Lighthouse
Goodnights
Cold Opening
1-800-IDEAS?
Will Forte
...
Timothy Geithner
Bill Hader
...
Louis, caller
(voice)
Steve Higgins
...
announcer
(voice)
John Lutz
...
Gary, caller
(voice)
Paula Pell
...
Denise, caller
(voice)
Jason Sudeikis
...
Dominic, caller
(voice)
Kenan Thompson
...
Nkumo, caller
(voice)
Monologue
Fred Armisen
...
Lee
Abby Elliott
...
dancer
Kenan Thompson
Kristen Wiig
...
dancer
Sketch
MacGruber
Abby Elliott
...
mother
Will Forte
...
MacGruber
Jason Sudeikis
...
doctor
Michaela Watkins
...
assistant
Kristen Wiig
...
Vicki
Sketch
The Rock Obama
Fred Armisen
...
Barack Obama
Will Forte
...
Tom Coburn
Darrell Hammond
...
John McCain
Andy Samberg
...
Rahm Emanuel
Kristen Wiig
...
Kay Bailey Hutchison
Sketch
MacGruber
Abby Elliott
...
mother
Will Forte
...
MacGruber
Michaela Watkins
...
assistant
Kristen Wiig
...
Vicki
Sketch
Activia Commercial Shoot
Abby Elliott
...
Andrea
John Mulaney
...
marker
Jason Sudeikis
...
Robbie Dunn
Kristen Wiig
...
Jamie Lee Curtis
Sketch
Hawaii
Fred Armisen
...
musician
Abby Elliott
...
patron
Will Forte
...
patron
Bill Hader
...
patron
Darrell Hammond
...
patron
Bobby Moynihan
...
patron
Andy Samberg
...
patron
Jason Sudeikis
...
patron
Kenan Thompson
...
patron
Michaela Watkins
...
patron
Kristen Wiig
...
patron
Casey Wilson
...
patron
Sketch
MacGruber
Will Forte
...
MacGruber
Kristen Wiig
...
Vicki
Weekend Update
Seth Meyers
Kenan Thompson
...
Michael Steele
Andy Samberg
...
Cathy
Will Forte
...
Jon Bovi member
Jason Sudeikis
...
Jon Bovi member
Show
Game Time With Dave And Greg
Fred Armisen
...
Chuck, caller
(voice)
Bill Hader
...
Greg
Darrell Hammond
...
Tom, caller
(voice)
Seth Meyers
...
Joey, caller
(voice)
Andy Samberg
...
Pat, caller
(voice)
Kenan Thompson
...
announcer
(voice)
Kenan Thompson
...
Randy Dukes
Sketch
Apprentice Commercial Shoot
Fred Armisen
...
Tom Green
Bill Hader
...
director
(voice)
Darrell Hammond
...
Donald Trump
Michaela Watkins
...
Joan Rivers
Sketch
Lighthouse
Will Forte
...
captain
Bill Hader
...
sailor
Bobby Moynihan
...
sailor
Andy Samberg
...
sailor
Jason Sudeikis
...
jetskier
Kristen Wiig
...
girl
Monologue
Dwayne Johnson
Sketch
The Rock Obama
Dwayne Johnson
...
The Rock Obama
Sketch
Hawaii
Dwayne Johnson
...
musician
Show
Game Time With Dave And Greg
Dwayne Johnson
...
Dave Delmonte
Sketch
Apprentice Commercial Shoot
Dwayne Johnson
...
Dennis Rodman
Sketch
Lighthouse
Dwayne Johnson
...
guy
Musical Performance
"You Are The Best Thing"
Ray LaMontagne
Musical Performance
"Trouble"
Ray LaMontagne
Sketch
MacGruber
Richard Dean Anderson
...
MacGyver
Sketch
MacGruber
Richard Dean Anderson
...
MacGyver
Sketch
MacGruber
Richard Dean Anderson
...
MacGyver
Weekend Update
Justin Timberlake
...
Irving
Jessica Biel
...
Jessica Rabbit
Sketch
MacGruber
Will Forte
...
MacGruber
Kristen Wiig
...
Vicki
Sketch
The Rock Obama
Dwayne Johnson
...
The Rock Obama
Sketch
MacGruber
Will Forte
...
MacGruber
Kristen Wiig
...
Vicki
Sketch
MacGruber
Will Forte
...
MacGruber
Kristen Wiig
...
Vicki
Weekend Update
Will Forte
...
Jon Bovi member
Jason Sudeikis
...
Jon Bovi member
Show
Game Time With Dave And Greg
Bill Hader
...
Greg
Kenan Thompson
...
Randy Dukes
Cold Opening
1-800-IDEAS?
Will Forte
...
Timothy Geithner
Sketch
The Rock Obama
Fred Armisen
...
Barack Obama
Will Forte
...
Tom Coburn
Darrell Hammond
...
John McCain
Andy Samberg
...
Rahm Emanuel
Kristen Wiig
...
Kay Bailey Hutchison
Sketch
Activia Commercial Shoot
Kristen Wiig
...
Jamie Lee Curtis
Weekend Update
Kenan Thompson
...
Michael Steele
Sketch
Apprentice Commercial Shoot
Dwayne Johnson
...
Dennis Rodman
Fred Armisen
...
Tom Green
Darrell Hammond
...
Donald Trump
Michaela Watkins
...
Joan Rivers
Cold Opening
1-800-IDEAS?
Will Forte
...
Timothy Geithner
Bill Hader
...
Louis, caller
(voice)
Steve Higgins
...
announcer
(voice)
John Lutz
...
Gary, caller
(voice)
Paula Pell
...
Denise, caller
(voice)
Jason Sudeikis
...
Dominic, caller
(voice)
Kenan Thompson
...
Nkumo, caller
(voice)
Monologue
Dwayne Johnson
Fred Armisen
...
Lee
Abby Elliott
...
dancer
Kenan Thompson
Kristen Wiig
...
dancer
Sketch
MacGruber
Richard Dean Anderson
...
MacGyver
Abby Elliott
...
mother
Will Forte
...
MacGruber
Jason Sudeikis
...
doctor
Michaela Watkins
...
assistant
Kristen Wiig
...
Vicki
Sketch
The Rock Obama
Dwayne Johnson
...
The Rock Obama
Fred Armisen
...
Barack Obama
Will Forte
...
Tom Coburn
Darrell Hammond
...
John McCain
Andy Samberg
...
Rahm Emanuel
Kristen Wiig
...
Kay Bailey Hutchison
Sketch
MacGruber
Richard Dean Anderson
...
MacGyver
Abby Elliott
...
mother
Will Forte
...
MacGruber
Michaela Watkins
...
assistant
Kristen Wiig
...
Vicki
Sketch
Activia Commercial Shoot
Abby Elliott
...
Andrea
John Mulaney
...
marker
Jason Sudeikis
...
Robbie Dunn
Kristen Wiig
...
Jamie Lee Curtis
Sketch
Hawaii
Dwayne Johnson
...
musician
Fred Armisen
...
musician
Abby Elliott
...
patron
Will Forte
...
patron
Bill Hader
...
patron
Darrell Hammond
...
patron
Bobby Moynihan
...
patron
Andy Samberg
...
patron
Jason Sudeikis
...
patron
Kenan Thompson
...
patron
Michaela Watkins
...
patron
Kristen Wiig
...
patron
Casey Wilson
...
patron
Sketch
MacGruber
Richard Dean Anderson
...
MacGyver
Will Forte
...
MacGruber
Kristen Wiig
...
Vicki
Musical Performance
"You Are The Best Thing"
Ray LaMontagne
Weekend Update
Seth Meyers
Kenan Thompson
...
Michael Steele
Andy Samberg
...
Cathy
Justin Timberlake
...
Irving
Jessica Biel
...
Jessica Rabbit
Will Forte
...
Jon Bovi member
Jason Sudeikis
...
Jon Bovi member
Show
Game Time With Dave And Greg
Dwayne Johnson
...
Dave Delmonte
Fred Armisen
...
Chuck, caller
(voice)
Bill Hader
...
Greg
Darrell Hammond
...
Tom, caller
(voice)
Seth Meyers
...
Joey, caller
(voice)
Andy Samberg
...
Pat, caller
(voice)
Kenan Thompson
...
announcer
(voice)
Kenan Thompson
...
Randy Dukes
Sketch
Apprentice Commercial Shoot
Dwayne Johnson
...
Dennis Rodman
Fred Armisen
...
Tom Green
Bill Hader
...
director
(voice)
Darrell Hammond
...
Donald Trump
Michaela Watkins
...
Joan Rivers
Musical Performance
"Trouble"
Ray LaMontagne
Sketch
Lighthouse
Dwayne Johnson
...
guy
Will Forte
...
captain
Bill Hader
...
sailor
Bobby Moynihan
...
sailor
Andy Samberg
...
sailor
Jason Sudeikis
...
jetskier
Kristen Wiig
...
girl
Goodnights
Total Appearances
Characters
Impressions
Voices
Dwayne Johnson
6
1
1
Ray LaMontagne
2
Justin Timberlake
1
Jessica Biel
1
Richard Dean Anderson
3
Fred Armisen
4
2
1
Abby Elliott
5
Will Forte
8
4
2
Bill Hader
3
1
2
Darrell Hammond
3
2
1
Steve Higgins
1
John Lutz
1
Seth Meyers
1
1
Bobby Moynihan
2
John Mulaney
1
Paula Pell
1
Andy Samberg
4
1
1
Jason Sudeikis
5
1
1
Kenan Thompson
4
1
1
2
Michaela Watkins
4
1
Kristen Wiig
8
3
2
Casey Wilson
1
66
11
12
12