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May 3, 2003
Host:
Ashton Kutcher
Musical Guest:
50 Cent
Cameos:
G Unit
Nate Dogg
Episode Number:
28
.18 (# 543)
Titles
Cast
Host
Musical Guest
Special Guest
Cameos
Characters
Impressions
Full Summary
Statistics
Cold Opening
USS Abraham Lincoln
Monologue
Commercial
Count Chocula Silver
Sketch
Jarret's Room
Show
Madonna: An American Life
Sketch
Plagiarism Class
Musical Performance
"In Da Club"
Weekend Update
Sketch
The Falconer
Miscellaneous
No Punking
Show
Politics Today
Musical Performance
"21 Questions"
Sketch
50's Ent.
Commercial
Global Century Investments
Goodnights
Cold Opening
USS Abraham Lincoln
Chris Parnell
...
George W. Bush
Monologue
Chris Parnell
Maya Rudolph
Commercial
Count Chocula Silver
Rachel Dratch
...
wife
Jimmy Fallon
...
Count Chocula
Will Forte
...
doctor
Sketch
Jarret's Room
Jimmy Fallon
...
Jarret
Seth Meyers
...
Jonathan Feinstein
Jeff Richards
...
Jeff
Horatio Sanz
...
Gobi
Show
Madonna: An American Life
Fred Armisen
...
drummer
Lukasz Gottwald
...
guitarist
Seth Meyers
...
Matt Lauer
Amy Poehler
...
Madonna
Sketch
Plagiarism Class
Rachel Dratch
...
Karen
Seth Meyers
...
Peter Reed
Chris Parnell
...
teacher
Amy Poehler
...
Kirstie
Weekend Update
Amy Poehler
...
announcer
(voice)
Jimmy Fallon
Tina Fey
Chris Kattan
...
David Gest
Maya Rudolph
...
Liza Minnelli
Tracy Morgan
Will Forte
...
Patrick Kelly
Fred Armisen
...
Gunther Kelly
Eric Slovin
...
giant pencil
Sketch
The Falconer
Will Forte
...
The Falconer
Steve Higgins
...
announcer
(voice)
Chris Parnell
...
announcer
(voice)
Miscellaneous
No Punking
Dean Edwards
Lorne Michaels
Tracy Morgan
Show
Politics Today
Fred Armisen
...
Wayne Grint
Darrell Hammond
...
Skeeter
Tracy Morgan
...
Malcolm Parsdale
Amy Poehler
...
Dianne Prott
Maya Rudolph
...
Rhonda Sharpe
Sketch
50's Ent.
Fred Armisen
...
singer
Jimmy Fallon
...
singer
Will Forte
...
Mike Simkins
Chris Kattan
...
singer
Tracy Morgan
...
inmate
Commercial
Global Century Investments
Fred Armisen
...
investor
Jim Downey
...
investor
Rachel Dratch
...
investor
Dean Edwards
...
investor
Jimmy Fallon
...
investor
Will Forte
...
investor
Chris Kattan
...
investor
Seth Meyers
...
investor
Chris Parnell
...
Peter Burke
Amy Poehler
...
investor
Maya Rudolph
...
investor
Monologue
Ashton Kutcher
Sketch
Jarret's Room
Ashton Kutcher
...
Yaorg
Sketch
Plagiarism Class
Ashton Kutcher
...
Danny
Sketch
The Falconer
Ashton Kutcher
...
Ted Abernathy
Miscellaneous
No Punking
Ashton Kutcher
Show
Politics Today
Ashton Kutcher
...
Greg McCrary
Sketch
50's Ent.
Ashton Kutcher
...
singer
Musical Performance
"In Da Club"
50 Cent
Musical Performance
"21 Questions"
50 Cent
Musical Performance
"In Da Club"
G Unit
Musical Performance
"21 Questions"
G Unit
Nate Dogg
Sketch
Jarret's Room
Jimmy Fallon
...
Jarret
Seth Meyers
...
Jonathan Feinstein
Jeff Richards
...
Jeff
Horatio Sanz
...
Gobi
Weekend Update
Will Forte
...
Patrick Kelly
Fred Armisen
...
Gunther Kelly
Sketch
The Falconer
Will Forte
...
The Falconer
Show
Politics Today
Darrell Hammond
...
Skeeter
Cold Opening
USS Abraham Lincoln
Chris Parnell
...
George W. Bush
Show
Madonna: An American Life
Seth Meyers
...
Matt Lauer
Amy Poehler
...
Madonna
Weekend Update
Chris Kattan
...
David Gest
Maya Rudolph
...
Liza Minnelli
Cold Opening
USS Abraham Lincoln
Chris Parnell
...
George W. Bush
Monologue
Ashton Kutcher
Chris Parnell
Maya Rudolph
Commercial
Count Chocula Silver
Rachel Dratch
...
wife
Jimmy Fallon
...
Count Chocula
Will Forte
...
doctor
Sketch
Jarret's Room
Ashton Kutcher
...
Yaorg
Jimmy Fallon
...
Jarret
Seth Meyers
...
Jonathan Feinstein
Jeff Richards
...
Jeff
Horatio Sanz
...
Gobi
Show
Madonna: An American Life
Fred Armisen
...
drummer
Lukasz Gottwald
...
guitarist
Seth Meyers
...
Matt Lauer
Amy Poehler
...
Madonna
Sketch
Plagiarism Class
Ashton Kutcher
...
Danny
Rachel Dratch
...
Karen
Seth Meyers
...
Peter Reed
Chris Parnell
...
teacher
Amy Poehler
...
Kirstie
Musical Performance
"In Da Club"
50 Cent
G Unit
Weekend Update
Amy Poehler
...
announcer
(voice)
Jimmy Fallon
Tina Fey
Chris Kattan
...
David Gest
Maya Rudolph
...
Liza Minnelli
Tracy Morgan
Will Forte
...
Patrick Kelly
Fred Armisen
...
Gunther Kelly
Eric Slovin
...
giant pencil
Sketch
The Falconer
Ashton Kutcher
...
Ted Abernathy
Will Forte
...
The Falconer
Steve Higgins
...
announcer
(voice)
Chris Parnell
...
announcer
(voice)
Miscellaneous
No Punking
Ashton Kutcher
Dean Edwards
Lorne Michaels
Tracy Morgan
Show
Politics Today
Ashton Kutcher
...
Greg McCrary
Fred Armisen
...
Wayne Grint
Darrell Hammond
...
Skeeter
Tracy Morgan
...
Malcolm Parsdale
Amy Poehler
...
Dianne Prott
Maya Rudolph
...
Rhonda Sharpe
Musical Performance
"21 Questions"
50 Cent
G Unit
Nate Dogg
Sketch
50's Ent.
Ashton Kutcher
...
singer
Fred Armisen
...
singer
Jimmy Fallon
...
singer
Will Forte
...
Mike Simkins
Chris Kattan
...
singer
Tracy Morgan
...
inmate
Commercial
Global Century Investments
Fred Armisen
...
investor
Jim Downey
...
investor
Rachel Dratch
...
investor
Dean Edwards
...
investor
Jimmy Fallon
...
investor
Will Forte
...
investor
Chris Kattan
...
investor
Seth Meyers
...
investor
Chris Parnell
...
Peter Burke
Amy Poehler
...
investor
Maya Rudolph
...
investor
Goodnights
Total Appearances
Characters
Impressions
Voices
Ashton Kutcher
7
50 Cent
2
G Unit
2
Nate Dogg
1
Fred Armisen
5
1
Jim Downey
1
Rachel Dratch
3
Dean Edwards
2
Jimmy Fallon
5
1
Tina Fey
1
Will Forte
5
2
Lukasz Gottwald
1
Darrell Hammond
1
1
Steve Higgins
1
Chris Kattan
3
1
Seth Meyers
4
1
1
Lorne Michaels
1
Tracy Morgan
4
Chris Parnell
4
1
1
Amy Poehler
4
1
1
Jeff Richards
1
1
Maya Rudolph
4
1
Horatio Sanz
1
1
Eric Slovin
1
63
8
5
3