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February 8, 2003
Host:
Matthew McConaughey
Musical Guest:
The Dixie Chicks
Episode Number:
28
.11 (# 536)
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Cold Opening
U.N. Security Council
Info...
In a different cold opening at dress rehearsal, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney discussed Iraq, and Dean Edwards portrayed Michael Jackson.
Monologue
Sketch
Blind Date
Commercial
Nutri-Quick
Sketch
Jarret's Room
Sketch
Protest
Musical Performance
"Travelin' Soldier"
Weekend Update
Show
Club Traxx
Sketch
Stories
Show
Second Time Around
Musical Performance
"Sin Wagon"
Commercial
McConaughey's Red Hot Texas Chili
Goodnights
Cold Opening
U.N. Security Council
Info...
In a different cold opening at dress rehearsal, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney discussed Iraq, and Dean Edwards portrayed Michael Jackson.
Fred Armisen
...
Chile delegate
Jim Downey
...
Chile translator
(voice)
Rachel Dratch
...
Russia delegate
Dean Edwards
...
Cameroon delegate
Jimmy Fallon
...
France delegate
Will Forte
...
delegate
Darrell Hammond
...
Colin Powell
Chris Kattan
...
China delegate
Seth Meyers
...
delegate
Chris Parnell
...
Germany delegate
Paula Pell
...
China translator
(voice)
Amy Poehler
...
Iceland delegate
Maya Rudolph
...
Germany translator
(voice)
Horatio Sanz
...
Syria delegate
Monologue
Chris Kattan
Tracy Morgan
Chris Parnell
Amy Poehler
T. Sean Shannon
Sketch
Blind Date
Rachel Dratch
...
Jolie
Commercial
Nutri-Quick
Dean Edwards
...
employee
Seth Meyers
...
employee
Chris Parnell
...
spokesperson
Jeff Richards
...
Carlson
Sketch
Jarret's Room
Jimmy Fallon
...
Jarret
Seth Meyers
...
Jonathan Feinstein
Jeff Richards
...
Jeff
Horatio Sanz
...
Gobi
Sketch
Protest
Fred Armisen
...
protester
Rachel Dratch
...
protester
Dean Edwards
...
protester
Jimmy Fallon
...
protester
Chris Kattan
...
protester
Tracy Morgan
...
protester
Chris Parnell
...
protester
Amy Poehler
...
protester
Maya Rudolph
...
protester
Horatio Sanz
...
protester
Weekend Update
Amy Poehler
...
announcer
(voice)
Jimmy Fallon
Tina Fey
Tracy Morgan
...
Joe Jackson
Will Forte
...
Patrick Kelly
Fred Armisen
...
Gunther Kelly
Eric Slovin
...
butler
Show
Club Traxx
Fred Armisen
...
Leonard
Seth Meyers
...
Rice
Paula Pell
...
announcer
(voice)
Amy Poehler
...
Contikri
Maya Rudolph
...
Beertje Van Beers
Sketch
Stories
Jimmy Fallon
...
coworker
Chris Kattan
...
Troy
Tracy Morgan
...
Mr. Jenkins
Maya Rudolph
...
coworker
Horatio Sanz
...
coworker
Show
Second Time Around
Rachel Dratch
...
Renada Wang
Maya Rudolph
...
Glenda Goodwin
Commercial
McConaughey's Red Hot Texas Chili
Steve Higgins
...
announcer
(voice)
Monologue
Matthew McConaughey
Sketch
Blind Date
Matthew McConaughey
...
Martin
Sketch
Jarret's Room
Matthew McConaughey
...
David Wooderson
Sketch
Protest
Matthew McConaughey
...
organizer
Show
Club Traxx
Matthew McConaughey
...
Chrome
Sketch
Stories
Matthew McConaughey
...
Dave
Show
Second Time Around
Matthew McConaughey
...
Crispin
Commercial
McConaughey's Red Hot Texas Chili
Matthew McConaughey
Sketch
Jarret's Room
The Dixie Chicks
...
chicks
Musical Performance
"Travelin' Soldier"
The Dixie Chicks
Musical Performance
"Sin Wagon"
The Dixie Chicks
Sketch
Jarret's Room
Jimmy Fallon
...
Jarret
Seth Meyers
...
Jonathan Feinstein
Jeff Richards
...
Jeff
Horatio Sanz
...
Gobi
Weekend Update
Will Forte
...
Patrick Kelly
Fred Armisen
...
Gunther Kelly
Show
Club Traxx
Fred Armisen
...
Leonard
Maya Rudolph
...
Beertje Van Beers
Show
Second Time Around
Rachel Dratch
...
Renada Wang
Maya Rudolph
...
Glenda Goodwin
Cold Opening
U.N. Security Council
Info...
In a different cold opening at dress rehearsal, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney discussed Iraq, and Dean Edwards portrayed Michael Jackson.
Darrell Hammond
...
Colin Powell
Weekend Update
Tracy Morgan
...
Joe Jackson
Cold Opening
U.N. Security Council
Info...
In a different cold opening at dress rehearsal, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney discussed Iraq, and Dean Edwards portrayed Michael Jackson.
Fred Armisen
...
Chile delegate
Jim Downey
...
Chile translator
(voice)
Rachel Dratch
...
Russia delegate
Dean Edwards
...
Cameroon delegate
Jimmy Fallon
...
France delegate
Will Forte
...
delegate
Darrell Hammond
...
Colin Powell
Chris Kattan
...
China delegate
Seth Meyers
...
delegate
Chris Parnell
...
Germany delegate
Paula Pell
...
China translator
(voice)
Amy Poehler
...
Iceland delegate
Maya Rudolph
...
Germany translator
(voice)
Horatio Sanz
...
Syria delegate
Monologue
Matthew McConaughey
Chris Kattan
Tracy Morgan
Chris Parnell
Amy Poehler
T. Sean Shannon
Sketch
Blind Date
Matthew McConaughey
...
Martin
Rachel Dratch
...
Jolie
Commercial
Nutri-Quick
Dean Edwards
...
employee
Seth Meyers
...
employee
Chris Parnell
...
spokesperson
Jeff Richards
...
Carlson
Sketch
Jarret's Room
Matthew McConaughey
...
David Wooderson
The Dixie Chicks
...
chicks
Jimmy Fallon
...
Jarret
Seth Meyers
...
Jonathan Feinstein
Jeff Richards
...
Jeff
Horatio Sanz
...
Gobi
Sketch
Protest
Matthew McConaughey
...
organizer
Fred Armisen
...
protester
Rachel Dratch
...
protester
Dean Edwards
...
protester
Jimmy Fallon
...
protester
Chris Kattan
...
protester
Tracy Morgan
...
protester
Chris Parnell
...
protester
Amy Poehler
...
protester
Maya Rudolph
...
protester
Horatio Sanz
...
protester
Musical Performance
"Travelin' Soldier"
The Dixie Chicks
Weekend Update
Amy Poehler
...
announcer
(voice)
Jimmy Fallon
Tina Fey
Tracy Morgan
...
Joe Jackson
Will Forte
...
Patrick Kelly
Fred Armisen
...
Gunther Kelly
Eric Slovin
...
butler
Show
Club Traxx
Matthew McConaughey
...
Chrome
Fred Armisen
...
Leonard
Seth Meyers
...
Rice
Paula Pell
...
announcer
(voice)
Amy Poehler
...
Contikri
Maya Rudolph
...
Beertje Van Beers
Sketch
Stories
Matthew McConaughey
...
Dave
Jimmy Fallon
...
coworker
Chris Kattan
...
Troy
Tracy Morgan
...
Mr. Jenkins
Maya Rudolph
...
coworker
Horatio Sanz
...
coworker
Show
Second Time Around
Matthew McConaughey
...
Crispin
Rachel Dratch
...
Renada Wang
Maya Rudolph
...
Glenda Goodwin
Musical Performance
"Sin Wagon"
The Dixie Chicks
Commercial
McConaughey's Red Hot Texas Chili
Matthew McConaughey
Steve Higgins
...
announcer
(voice)
Goodnights
Total Appearances
Characters
Impressions
Voices
Matthew McConaughey
8
The Dixie Chicks
3
Fred Armisen
4
2
Jim Downey
1
Rachel Dratch
4
1
Dean Edwards
3
Jimmy Fallon
5
1
Tina Fey
1
Will Forte
2
1
Darrell Hammond
1
1
Steve Higgins
1
Chris Kattan
4
Seth Meyers
4
1
Tracy Morgan
4
1
Chris Parnell
4
Paula Pell
2
Amy Poehler
4
1
Jeff Richards
2
1
Maya Rudolph
4
2
1
Horatio Sanz
4
1
T. Sean Shannon
1
Eric Slovin
1
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