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October 12, 1991
Host:
Kirstie Alley
Musical Guest:
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Cameos:
Ted Danson
Kelsey Grammer
Woody Harrelson
George Wendt
Episode Number:
17
.3 (# 309)
Titles
Cast
Host
Musical Guest
Special Guest
Cameos
Characters
Impressions
Full Summary
Statistics
Cold Opening
Clarence Thomas Hearings
Monologue
Commercial
Lonely Choice
Sketch
Il Cantore
Sketch
It's Pat
Musical Performance
"Into the Great Wide Open"
Weekend Update
Sketch
Their Eyes Were On Their Breasts!
Show
Coffee Talk
Musical Performance
"Kings Highway"
Show
Psycho Divorced Mother
Sketch
Look Who Else Is Talking Also
Goodnights
Cold Opening
Clarence Thomas Hearings
Dana Carvey
...
Strom Thurmond
Ellen Cleghorne
...
Anita Hill
Chris Farley
...
Howell Heflin
Al Franken
...
Sen. Paul Simon
Phil Hartman
...
Ted Kennedy
Warren Hutcherson
...
spectator
Tim Meadows
...
Clarence Thomas
Kevin Nealon
...
Joseph Biden
Chris Rock
...
Long Dong Silver
Commercial
Lonely Choice
Siobhan Fallon
...
Sheila Caldwell
Phil Hartman
...
announcer
(voice)
Sketch
Il Cantore
Dana Carvey
...
waiter
Chris Farley
...
Marco
Victoria Jackson
...
patron
Mike Myers
...
Marcello
Kevin Nealon
...
Mr. Kirkpatrick
Adam Sandler
...
Fabio
Rob Schneider
...
Carlo
Sketch
It's Pat
Siobhan Fallon
...
Christy
Phil Hartman
...
Jim
Kevin Nealon
...
Bill
Chris Rock
...
coworker
Julia Sweeney
...
Pat
Weekend Update
Kevin Nealon
Chris Rock
Victoria Jackson
Rob Schneider
...
Phil Perry
Sketch
Their Eyes Were On Their Breasts!
Dana Carvey
...
advisor
Tom Davis
...
scientist
Chris Farley
...
soldier
Phil Hartman
...
narrator
(voice)
Phil Hartman
...
scientist
Victoria Jackson
...
Eagleboob
Mike Myers
...
soldier
Kevin Nealon
...
general
Julia Sweeney
...
Krylar
Show
Coffee Talk
Al Franken
...
announcer
(voice)
Phil Hartman
...
Saul
Mike Myers
...
Linda Richman
Julia Sweeney
...
caller
(voice)
Show
Psycho Divorced Mother
Chris Farley
...
son
Phil Hartman
...
announcer
(voice)
Victoria Jackson
...
daughter
Sketch
Look Who Else Is Talking Also
Dana Carvey
...
John Travolta
, James
Tom Davis
...
Rex
(voice)
Siobhan Fallon
...
diaphragm
(voice)
Mike Myers
...
lamp
(voice)
Kevin Nealon
...
coat
(voice)
Adam Sandler
...
Mikey
(voice)
Rob Schneider
...
steak
(voice)
David Spade
...
condoms
(voice)
Monologue
Kirstie Alley
Sketch
Il Cantore
Kirstie Alley
...
Mrs. Kirkpatrick
Sketch
It's Pat
Kirstie Alley
...
Francis
Sketch
Their Eyes Were On Their Breasts!
Kirstie Alley
...
Mylop
Show
Coffee Talk
Kirstie Alley
...
Sheila Arnstein
Show
Psycho Divorced Mother
Kirstie Alley
...
mother
Sketch
Look Who Else Is Talking Also
Kirstie Alley
...
Mollie
Musical Performance
"Into the Great Wide Open"
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Musical Performance
"Kings Highway"
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Monologue
George Wendt
Kelsey Grammer
Ted Danson
Woody Harrelson
Sketch
Il Cantore
Kirstie Alley
...
Mrs. Kirkpatrick
Chris Farley
...
Marco
Mike Myers
...
Marcello
Kevin Nealon
...
Mr. Kirkpatrick
Adam Sandler
...
Fabio
Rob Schneider
...
Carlo
Sketch
It's Pat
Siobhan Fallon
...
Christy
Phil Hartman
...
Jim
Kevin Nealon
...
Bill
Julia Sweeney
...
Pat
Show
Coffee Talk
Mike Myers
...
Linda Richman
Cold Opening
Clarence Thomas Hearings
Dana Carvey
...
Strom Thurmond
Ellen Cleghorne
...
Anita Hill
Chris Farley
...
Howell Heflin
Al Franken
...
Sen. Paul Simon
Phil Hartman
...
Ted Kennedy
Tim Meadows
...
Clarence Thomas
Kevin Nealon
...
Joseph Biden
Chris Rock
...
Long Dong Silver
Sketch
Look Who Else Is Talking Also
Dana Carvey
...
John Travolta
, James
Cold Opening
Clarence Thomas Hearings
Dana Carvey
...
Strom Thurmond
Ellen Cleghorne
...
Anita Hill
Chris Farley
...
Howell Heflin
Al Franken
...
Sen. Paul Simon
Phil Hartman
...
Ted Kennedy
Warren Hutcherson
...
spectator
Tim Meadows
...
Clarence Thomas
Kevin Nealon
...
Joseph Biden
Chris Rock
...
Long Dong Silver
Monologue
Kirstie Alley
George Wendt
Kelsey Grammer
Ted Danson
Woody Harrelson
Commercial
Lonely Choice
Siobhan Fallon
...
Sheila Caldwell
Phil Hartman
...
announcer
(voice)
Sketch
Il Cantore
Kirstie Alley
...
Mrs. Kirkpatrick
Dana Carvey
...
waiter
Chris Farley
...
Marco
Victoria Jackson
...
patron
Mike Myers
...
Marcello
Kevin Nealon
...
Mr. Kirkpatrick
Adam Sandler
...
Fabio
Rob Schneider
...
Carlo
Sketch
It's Pat
Kirstie Alley
...
Francis
Siobhan Fallon
...
Christy
Phil Hartman
...
Jim
Kevin Nealon
...
Bill
Chris Rock
...
coworker
Julia Sweeney
...
Pat
Musical Performance
"Into the Great Wide Open"
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Weekend Update
Kevin Nealon
Chris Rock
Victoria Jackson
Rob Schneider
...
Phil Perry
Sketch
Their Eyes Were On Their Breasts!
Kirstie Alley
...
Mylop
Dana Carvey
...
advisor
Tom Davis
...
scientist
Chris Farley
...
soldier
Phil Hartman
...
narrator
(voice)
Phil Hartman
...
scientist
Victoria Jackson
...
Eagleboob
Mike Myers
...
soldier
Kevin Nealon
...
general
Julia Sweeney
...
Krylar
Show
Coffee Talk
Kirstie Alley
...
Sheila Arnstein
Al Franken
...
announcer
(voice)
Phil Hartman
...
Saul
Mike Myers
...
Linda Richman
Julia Sweeney
...
caller
(voice)
Musical Performance
"Kings Highway"
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Show
Psycho Divorced Mother
Kirstie Alley
...
mother
Chris Farley
...
son
Phil Hartman
...
announcer
(voice)
Victoria Jackson
...
daughter
Sketch
Look Who Else Is Talking Also
Kirstie Alley
...
Mollie
Dana Carvey
...
John Travolta
, James
Tom Davis
...
Rex
(voice)
Siobhan Fallon
...
diaphragm
(voice)
Mike Myers
...
lamp
(voice)
Kevin Nealon
...
coat
(voice)
Adam Sandler
...
Mikey
(voice)
Rob Schneider
...
steak
(voice)
David Spade
...
condoms
(voice)
Goodnights
Total Appearances
Characters
Impressions
Voices
Kirstie Alley
7
1
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
2
Ted Danson
1
Kelsey Grammer
1
Woody Harrelson
1
George Wendt
1
Dana Carvey
4
2
Ellen Cleghorne
1
1
Tom Davis
1
1
Siobhan Fallon
2
1
1
Chris Farley
4
1
1
Al Franken
1
1
1
Phil Hartman
4
1
1
3
Warren Hutcherson
1
Victoria Jackson
4
Tim Meadows
1
1
Mike Myers
3
2
1
Kevin Nealon
5
2
1
1
Chris Rock
3
1
Adam Sandler
1
1
1
Rob Schneider
2
1
1
David Spade
1
Julia Sweeney
2
1
1
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