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December 19, 1987
Host:
Paul Simon
Musical Guests:
Linda Ronstadt
The Mariachi Vargas de Tecalitlán
Cameo:
Sen. Paul Simon
Episode Number:
13
.8 (# 241)
Titles
Cast
Host
Musical Guests
Special Guest
Cameo
Characters
Impressions
Full Summary
Statistics
Cold Opening
30th Christmas
Monologue
Commercial
Gary Hart
Show
Pumping Up With Hans & Franz
Sketch
Castaways
Sketch
Master Thespian
Musical Performance
"Los Laureles", "La Cigarra"
Weekend Update
Sketch
Ski Lodge
Sketch
Subway
Show
Succinctly Speaking
Info...
This sketch is the only instance in which Phil Hartman breaks character.
Miscellaneous
Season's Greetings
Musical Performance
"Under African Skies"
Sketch
Texas Diner
Miscellaneous
A Message to Future Viewers
Goodnights
Cold Opening
30th Christmas
A. Whitney Brown
...
Thomas
Dana Carvey
...
apostle
Tom Davis
...
apostle
Phil Hartman
...
Peter
Jan Hooks
...
Mary Magdalene
Jon Lovitz
...
Judas
Dennis Miller
...
John
Kevin Nealon
...
Matthew
Commercial
Gary Hart
Phil Hartman
...
announcer
(voice)
Jan Hooks
...
woman
Show
Pumping Up With Hans & Franz
Dana Carvey
...
Hans
Phil Hartman
...
Helmut
Kevin Nealon
...
Franz
Sketch
Castaways
Victoria Jackson
...
wife
Sketch
Master Thespian
Phil Hartman
...
announcer
(voice)
Phil Hartman
...
R.H. Macy
Victoria Jackson
...
mother
Jon Lovitz
...
Master Thespian
Weekend Update
Dennis Miller
Dana Carvey
...
Dennis Miller
Sketch
Ski Lodge
Nora Dunn
...
Liz Sweeney
Phil Hartman
...
Jerry Knutson
Jan Hooks
...
Candy Sweeney
Marc Shaiman
...
Skip St. Thomas
Sketch
Subway
Phil Hartman
...
beggar
Jan Hooks
...
passenger
Victoria Jackson
...
passenger
Jon Lovitz
...
passenger
Kevin Nealon
...
passenger
Show
Succinctly Speaking
Info...
This sketch is the only instance in which Phil Hartman breaks character.
Nora Dunn
...
Kathleen Fulmer
Phil Hartman
...
Frankenstein
Jon Lovitz
...
Tonto
Kevin Nealon
...
Tarzan
Miscellaneous
Season's Greetings
Phil Hartman
...
Frankenstein
Jon Lovitz
...
Tonto
Kevin Nealon
...
Tarzan
Sketch
Texas Diner
Dana Carvey
...
Bobby
Nora Dunn
...
Jeannette
Phil Hartman
...
Ray
Jan Hooks
...
Anita
Miscellaneous
A Message to Future Viewers
Jon Lovitz
Cold Opening
30th Christmas
Paul Simon
...
Simon
Monologue
Paul Simon
Show
Pumping Up With Hans & Franz
Paul Simon
...
Scott Rosbicki
Sketch
Castaways
Paul Simon
...
David
Sketch
Ski Lodge
Paul Simon
Musical Performance
"Under African Skies"
Paul Simon
Musical Performance
"Los Laureles", "La Cigarra"
Linda Ronstadt
The Mariachi Vargas de Tecalitlán
Musical Performance
"Under African Skies"
Linda Ronstadt
Monologue
Sen. Paul Simon
Show
Pumping Up With Hans & Franz
Dana Carvey
...
Hans
Phil Hartman
...
Helmut
Kevin Nealon
...
Franz
Sketch
Master Thespian
Jon Lovitz
...
Master Thespian
Sketch
Ski Lodge
Nora Dunn
...
Liz Sweeney
Jan Hooks
...
Candy Sweeney
Marc Shaiman
...
Skip St. Thomas
Show
Succinctly Speaking
Info...
This sketch is the only instance in which Phil Hartman breaks character.
Phil Hartman
...
Frankenstein
Jon Lovitz
...
Tonto
Kevin Nealon
...
Tarzan
Miscellaneous
Season's Greetings
Phil Hartman
...
Frankenstein
Jon Lovitz
...
Tonto
Kevin Nealon
...
Tarzan
Sketch
Texas Diner
Jan Hooks
...
Anita
Weekend Update
Dana Carvey
...
Dennis Miller
Cold Opening
30th Christmas
Paul Simon
...
Simon
A. Whitney Brown
...
Thomas
Dana Carvey
...
apostle
Tom Davis
...
apostle
Phil Hartman
...
Peter
Jan Hooks
...
Mary Magdalene
Jon Lovitz
...
Judas
Dennis Miller
...
John
Kevin Nealon
...
Matthew
Monologue
Paul Simon
Sen. Paul Simon
Commercial
Gary Hart
Phil Hartman
...
announcer
(voice)
Jan Hooks
...
woman
Show
Pumping Up With Hans & Franz
Paul Simon
...
Scott Rosbicki
Dana Carvey
...
Hans
Phil Hartman
...
Helmut
Kevin Nealon
...
Franz
Sketch
Castaways
Paul Simon
...
David
Victoria Jackson
...
wife
Sketch
Master Thespian
Phil Hartman
...
announcer
(voice)
Phil Hartman
...
R.H. Macy
Victoria Jackson
...
mother
Jon Lovitz
...
Master Thespian
Musical Performance
"Los Laureles", "La Cigarra"
Linda Ronstadt
The Mariachi Vargas de Tecalitlán
Weekend Update
Dennis Miller
Dana Carvey
...
Dennis Miller
Sketch
Ski Lodge
Paul Simon
Nora Dunn
...
Liz Sweeney
Phil Hartman
...
Jerry Knutson
Jan Hooks
...
Candy Sweeney
Marc Shaiman
...
Skip St. Thomas
Sketch
Subway
Phil Hartman
...
beggar
Jan Hooks
...
passenger
Victoria Jackson
...
passenger
Jon Lovitz
...
passenger
Kevin Nealon
...
passenger
Show
Succinctly Speaking
Info...
This sketch is the only instance in which Phil Hartman breaks character.
Nora Dunn
...
Kathleen Fulmer
Phil Hartman
...
Frankenstein
Jon Lovitz
...
Tonto
Kevin Nealon
...
Tarzan
Miscellaneous
Season's Greetings
Phil Hartman
...
Frankenstein
Jon Lovitz
...
Tonto
Kevin Nealon
...
Tarzan
Musical Performance
"Under African Skies"
Paul Simon
Linda Ronstadt
Sketch
Texas Diner
Dana Carvey
...
Bobby
Nora Dunn
...
Jeannette
Phil Hartman
...
Ray
Jan Hooks
...
Anita
Miscellaneous
A Message to Future Viewers
Jon Lovitz
Goodnights
Total Appearances
Characters
Impressions
Voices
Paul Simon
6
Linda Ronstadt
2
The Mariachi Vargas de Tecalitlán
1
Sen. Paul Simon
1
A. Whitney Brown
1
Dana Carvey
4
1
1
Tom Davis
1
Nora Dunn
3
1
Phil Hartman
8
3
2
Jan Hooks
5
2
Victoria Jackson
3
Jon Lovitz
6
3
Dennis Miller
2
Kevin Nealon
5
3
Marc Shaiman
1
1
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1
2