 | Chevy Chase
 "I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not." "Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow."

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 | Jane Curtin
 "Here now the news. Our top story tonight." "That's the news. Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow."

| 1976-1977: | 09.25.76, 10.02.76, 11.13.76, 11.20.76, 11.27.76, 12.11.76, 01.15.77, 01.22.77, 01.29.77, 02.20.77, 02.26.77, 03.12.77, 03.19.77, 03.26.77, 04.09.77, 04.16.77, 04.23.77, 05.14.77, 05.21.77 | 1977-1978: | (all episodes) | 1978-1979: | (all episodes) | 1979-1980: | (all episodes) |
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 | Charles Rocket
 "Good night and watch out."

| 1980-1981: | 11.15.80, 11.22.80, 12.06.80, 12.13.80, 12.20.80, 01.10.81, 01.17.81, 01.24.81, 02.07.81, 02.14.81, 02.21.81 |
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 | Dennis Miller
 "Good evening. What can I tell you?" "That's the news, and I am outta here."

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 | Colin Quinn
 "That's my story and I'm stickin' to it."

| 1997-1998: | 01.10.98, 01.17.98, 02.07.98, 02.14.98, 02.28.98, 03.07.98, 03.14.98, 04.04.98, 04.11.98, 05.02.98, 05.09.98 | 1998-1999: | (all episodes) | 1999-2000: | (all episodes) |
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 | Tina Fey
 "Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow."

| 2000-2001: | (all episodes) | 2001-2002: | (all episodes) | 2002-2003: | (all episodes) | 2003-2004: | (all episodes) | 2004-2005: | (all episodes) | 2005-2006: | 10.22.05, 10.29.05, 11.12.05, 11.19.05, 12.03.05, 12.10.05, 12.17.05, 01.14.06, 01.21.06, 02.04.06, 03.04.06, 03.11.06, 04.08.06, 04.15.06, 05.06.06, 05.13.06, 05.20.06 |
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