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December 11, 2004
Host:
Colin Farrell
Musical Guest:
Scissor Sisters
Cameos:
Brett Hull
Lindsay Lohan
Episode Number:
30
.7 (# 572)
Info...
During the goodnights, Colin Farrell states how much he enjoyed hosting the show, and follows up with "I shit you not".
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Cast
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Cold Opening
Town Hall Meeting
Monologue
Commercial
Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover
Sketch
Roaches
Show
ĄShow Biz Grande Explosion!
Sketch
Body Search
Musical Performance
"Take Your Mama"
Weekend Update
Sketch
Key Party
Sketch
Window Washer
Commercial
Pat 'N Patti's Slacks, Snacks, & Knick Knack Shack
Musical Performance
"Comfortably Numb"
Sketch
Merv The Perv
Goodnights
Cold Opening
Town Hall Meeting
Rachel Dratch
...
Miller
Will Forte
...
Parks
Darrell Hammond
...
Donald Rumsfeld
Steve Higgins
...
announcer
(voice)
Finesse Mitchell
...
soldier
Chris Parnell
...
Whitcomb
Amy Poehler
...
Diana Fenton, reporter
(voice)
Rob Riggle
...
Citro
Kenan Thompson
...
soldier
Monologue
Fred Armisen
Seth Meyers
Finesse Mitchell
Horatio Sanz
Commercial
Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover
Chris Parnell
...
Dr. Edward Turlington
Amy Poehler
...
mother
Maya Rudolph
...
mother
Sketch
Roaches
John Lutz
...
roach
Amy Poehler
...
girl
Horatio Sanz
...
roach
Kenan Thompson
...
roach
Show
ĄShow Biz Grande Explosion!
Fred Armisen
...
Fericito
Horatio Sanz
...
Manuel Pantalones
Sketch
Body Search
Fred Armisen
...
traveler
Rachel Dratch
...
traveler
Darrell Hammond
...
gate announcer
(voice)
Finesse Mitchell
...
officer
Amy Poehler
...
Karen
Rob Riggle
...
officer
Weekend Update
Jimmy Fallon
...
announcer
(voice)
Tina Fey
Amy Poehler
Sketch
Key Party
Fred Armisen
...
Victor
Rachel Dratch
...
Loretta
Tina Fey
...
Misty Peppers
Will Forte
...
John George Peppers
Seth Meyers
...
Ted
Chris Parnell
...
Leslie
Amy Poehler
...
Kathy
Maya Rudolph
...
Cheyenne
Horatio Sanz
...
Carol
Sketch
Window Washer
Will Forte
...
Marty
Maya Rudolph
...
secretary
Kenan Thompson
...
Duncan Sykes
Commercial
Pat 'N Patti's Slacks, Snacks, & Knick Knack Shack
Paula Pell
...
announcer
(voice)
Maya Rudolph
...
Patti Sylviac
Horatio Sanz
...
Pat Sylviac
Sketch
Merv The Perv
Rachel Dratch
...
employee
Seth Meyers
...
employee
Chris Parnell
...
Mervin Watson
Amy Poehler
...
employee
Maya Rudolph
...
employee
Monologue
Colin Farrell
Sketch
Roaches
Colin Farrell
...
guy
Show
ĄShow Biz Grande Explosion!
Colin Farrell
...
Bono
Sketch
Body Search
Colin Farrell
...
traveler
Weekend Update
Colin Farrell
Sketch
Key Party
Colin Farrell
...
Owen
Sketch
Window Washer
Colin Farrell
...
Dan
Commercial
Pat 'N Patti's Slacks, Snacks, & Knick Knack Shack
Colin Farrell
...
Zach Cackinstackis
Sketch
Merv The Perv
Colin Farrell
...
Steve The Skeeve
Musical Performance
"Take Your Mama"
Scissor Sisters
Musical Performance
"Comfortably Numb"
Scissor Sisters
Monologue
Lindsay Lohan
Weekend Update
Brett Hull
Lindsay Lohan
Show
ĄShow Biz Grande Explosion!
Fred Armisen
...
Fericito
Horatio Sanz
...
Manuel Pantalones
Sketch
Key Party
Horatio Sanz
...
Carol
Commercial
Pat 'N Patti's Slacks, Snacks, & Knick Knack Shack
Maya Rudolph
...
Patti Sylviac
Horatio Sanz
...
Pat Sylviac
Sketch
Merv The Perv
Chris Parnell
...
Mervin Watson
Cold Opening
Town Hall Meeting
Darrell Hammond
...
Donald Rumsfeld
Show
ĄShow Biz Grande Explosion!
Colin Farrell
...
Bono
Cold Opening
Town Hall Meeting
Rachel Dratch
...
Miller
Will Forte
...
Parks
Darrell Hammond
...
Donald Rumsfeld
Steve Higgins
...
announcer
(voice)
Finesse Mitchell
...
soldier
Chris Parnell
...
Whitcomb
Amy Poehler
...
Diana Fenton, reporter
(voice)
Rob Riggle
...
Citro
Kenan Thompson
...
soldier
Monologue
Colin Farrell
Lindsay Lohan
Fred Armisen
Seth Meyers
Finesse Mitchell
Horatio Sanz
Commercial
Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover
Chris Parnell
...
Dr. Edward Turlington
Amy Poehler
...
mother
Maya Rudolph
...
mother
Sketch
Roaches
Colin Farrell
...
guy
John Lutz
...
roach
Amy Poehler
...
girl
Horatio Sanz
...
roach
Kenan Thompson
...
roach
Show
ĄShow Biz Grande Explosion!
Colin Farrell
...
Bono
Fred Armisen
...
Fericito
Horatio Sanz
...
Manuel Pantalones
Sketch
Body Search
Colin Farrell
...
traveler
Fred Armisen
...
traveler
Rachel Dratch
...
traveler
Darrell Hammond
...
gate announcer
(voice)
Finesse Mitchell
...
officer
Amy Poehler
...
Karen
Rob Riggle
...
officer
Musical Performance
"Take Your Mama"
Scissor Sisters
Weekend Update
Jimmy Fallon
...
announcer
(voice)
Tina Fey
Amy Poehler
Brett Hull
Lindsay Lohan
Colin Farrell
Sketch
Key Party
Colin Farrell
...
Owen
Fred Armisen
...
Victor
Rachel Dratch
...
Loretta
Tina Fey
...
Misty Peppers
Will Forte
...
John George Peppers
Seth Meyers
...
Ted
Chris Parnell
...
Leslie
Amy Poehler
...
Kathy
Maya Rudolph
...
Cheyenne
Horatio Sanz
...
Carol
Sketch
Window Washer
Colin Farrell
...
Dan
Will Forte
...
Marty
Maya Rudolph
...
secretary
Kenan Thompson
...
Duncan Sykes
Commercial
Pat 'N Patti's Slacks, Snacks, & Knick Knack Shack
Colin Farrell
...
Zach Cackinstackis
Paula Pell
...
announcer
(voice)
Maya Rudolph
...
Patti Sylviac
Horatio Sanz
...
Pat Sylviac
Musical Performance
"Comfortably Numb"
Scissor Sisters
Sketch
Merv The Perv
Colin Farrell
...
Steve The Skeeve
Rachel Dratch
...
employee
Seth Meyers
...
employee
Chris Parnell
...
Mervin Watson
Amy Poehler
...
employee
Maya Rudolph
...
employee
Goodnights
Total Appearances
Characters
Impressions
Voices
Colin Farrell
9
1
Scissor Sisters
2
Lindsay Lohan
2
Brett Hull
1
Fred Armisen
4
1
Rachel Dratch
4
Jimmy Fallon
1
Tina Fey
2
Will Forte
3
Darrell Hammond
1
1
1
Steve Higgins
1
John Lutz
1
Seth Meyers
3
Finesse Mitchell
3
Chris Parnell
4
1
Paula Pell
1
Amy Poehler
6
1
Rob Riggle
2
Maya Rudolph
5
1
Horatio Sanz
5
3
Kenan Thompson
3
60
6
2
5